Crotch Spill

To pee your pants

I'm so excited, I might have a crotch spill!!

by pizzapizza June 6, 2011

Crotch Crunchier

The extreme reaction of an individual witnessing or witnessed another individual getting hit in the genitals very hard to the point that the person who is not hurt crosses there legs.

When Steve failed at his skateboarding trick down the railing and strateld the pole it was a major Crotch Crunchier.

by mojoroach June 16, 2011

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

crotch burrito

Usually a Mexican penis. Can also describe a penis of any race.

Man, Carlos has a huge crotch burrito!

by queinteresante September 5, 2011

Crotchity

The likeness of being a crotch.

"He's feeling a bit crotchity..."
*Sigh*

by Hagate November 18, 2011

crotchcrat

One who rules a crotch. Can be either male, female, or androgynous.

That bitch is a crotchcrat... she gets all the action.

by mybillyhead January 1, 2012

Crotchbutt

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".

I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.

by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012