old cold belly badness 

the use of a plate or ash trey in order to cure a stomach ache. By placing an ash trey or plate, which are aften cold, onto your stomach, it should relieve you of stomach ache.

Karl Pilkington "my stomach was hurting, i was in agony"

Ricky Gervais "what did you do?"

Karl Pilkington "i went and grabbed a plate"

Ricky Gervais "WHY??"

Karl Pilkington "Theyre sort of always cold...ennit"

Ricky Gervais "Er yeh all doctors have surely heard of old cold belly badness!"

old cold belly badness by ljm18 December 10, 2008

As cold as a witches tit 

An object that is extremely cold

The pizza's as cold as a witches tit

As cold as a witches tit by Joseph Hughes May 9, 2004

shit a cold purple twinkie

A severe offense to one's sense of propriety or decency; an outrage; a disturbance of function, equilibrium, or mental faculties; a potentially fatal physiological reaction to a variety of conditions.

I nearly shit a cold purple twinkie when I heard of the horrible turn of events.

shit a cold purple twinkie by nick May 26, 2006

shriveled dick cold

When it's so cold, the dick of any guy will automatically shrivel up.

Weather man: "The weather right now is very cold with a temperature of 27 degrees."
Bill: "Damn! It's shriveled dick cold outside!"

shriveled dick cold by Sallie Joe! October 19, 2009

its cold 

what you say to a girl when their nipples are hard

hey baby, do you think its cold?

its cold by v1 March 14, 2004

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

When you and a group of friends engage in necrophilia together. A gangbang with a dead body.

“I can’t wait til the weekend when I can crack open a cold one with the boys.”

Crack open a cold one with the boys by boobhaver December 25, 2018

Butt-Ass Cold 

When it's obscenely cold outside.

Colder than "Friggin Cold" but not quite as cold as "Balls Frozen To Inner Thigh Cold".

I walked outside this morning to go to class and it was butt-ass cold outside! I feel bad for the local *urban outdoorsmen.

*Homeless population.

Butt-Ass Cold by UNC_UNC_UNC February 21, 2011