candy pain

Silly problems

Man that girl got some candy pain

by Rullpump February 25, 2018

Candy mama

When somone young dates a more mature lady (for that $$)

Youre my candy mama

by Roisin doherty March 7, 2018

Cotton candy bang

The sweetest bang of your life.

That was a cotton candy bang

by Itsmebigd February 10, 2017

gumi candi

Run for the cubes way of saying gummy candy

HEELOO WELCOME TOANOTHER VEIDEO AND TODAE WE WILL BEE CHEECKING OUT THIS JELLI BELI GUMI CANDI

by Duck butts are stupid February 17, 2017

lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

by ItaDick March 15, 2017

Candy anus

Noun- a sweet tasting anus

Hot damn his candy anus was so good I got a cavity

by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

candy apple

"a smegma covered bell end"
a throbbing, red, sickly cock head, particularly of a wretched nature, covered and/or encrusted with a semi-dry glaze of smegma, in a dipped fashion resembling that of a candy apple

Patcy was wasted so I slipped her a candy apple!

by BeatsByRay May 31, 2016