Beardcocking

A man with nothing but a beard and a cock and all the confidence in the world.

She loves it when I Jump out of the shower beardcocking it all the way to the bed room like I'm on a good Sunday stroll.

by Redbeard270 January 17, 2021

Beard-on

The state of arousal from the discussion, growth, touching or appearance of a beard or beards.

Did you check out Steve's facial hair lately? Handsome as fuck.

Yeah man, I got a total beard-on.

by despicable-al March 24, 2021

Beardophile

A person who is physically attracted to beards; a person who seeks out others specifically for their beard; a love of beards.

“That girl only liked me for my beard, she is such a beardophile.”

by 2Dogs1CatMama April 9, 2021

Bearded Clam

Vagina

She has a killer bearded clam.

by Freaky Frankie May 5, 2021

beard scrunch

A beard scrunch occurs when someone with a beard rubs their beard on someone else.

Dan gives me q beard scrunch whenever he hugs me

by maninahat June 4, 2021

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.

Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.

by The BeardKing June 7, 2021

Bearded egg

A guy's unshaved, bearded face.

Go shave your bearded egg now you espère d'inculte

by Sexydimma June 16, 2021