A Brett Willis Perriam refers to a person going through a mid life crisis at an early stage of life, More than likely a raging alcoholic with an urge to Bed a toothless wool handler on the regular basis. (Brett Willis Perriam was known to be an alcoholic, pickpocket and thief around the victorian age)
Joe Bloggs: I'm definitely drinking and making love to a creature tonight after fleecing a thousand dollars on the pokies. after Jordan: Oh mate, you're a bit of a Brett Willis Perriam.
by Highconcentratedmoonshinestank April 1, 2022
Get the Brett Willis Perriammug. by Klive Clemence Jenkins March 6, 2022
Get the WIllymug. How was last night ?
Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
Oh man, I don't remember much. I pulled a parisian willy and then called an Uber home.
by Beatsmiffs April 23, 2018
Get the parisian willymug. A willy woowa is when a ginger with a beard sticks his willy in an overweight woman of about 300kg+ and then screams 'Woowa!' because her huge belly flops are in the way and squash his willy.
by deegl May 26, 2024
Get the Willy Woowamug. A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.
by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023
Get the Forked wet Willymug. by TheOnlyTrueCoco October 31, 2020
Get the Chilly Willymug. by uh oh stinkyyy October 15, 2019
Get the willy wipermug.