Tresspasturbating

When you tresspass onto someone's lawn and start to masturbate.

My friend went onto a construction site, which is tresspassing, and he was Tresspasturbating.

by sdfdshgdhgfh July 18, 2010

Treadmill Karaoke

When obliviously lip synching along to an mp3 player mid treadmill session progresses to belting out a line or a whole tune in a busy gym environment.

The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.

Dude 1: Did that girl on the treadmill just ask me to put my hands up if I'm in love?

Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS

by swallmeister December 30, 2010

Trevor Suwyn

A term used to describe mentally ill residents of the city of West Allis, Wisconsin. Trevor Suwyns are characterized by delusions of grandeur, suffer from hallucinations and an acute detachment from reality. Untreated Trevor Suwyns often self-medicate with carbonated beverages, cheap cigarettes, obsessing over Star Wars, and pots of coffee. Trevor Suwyns don't often know they suffer from an illness, so implementing treatment can be difficult.

Friend 1: "Remember that Trevor Suwyn that lived next door?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, what ever happened with him?"
Friend 1: "He had a total mental breakdown and was hospitalized. He's in recovery now."

by Raoul Dook January 25, 2011

tres ruthless

a group of girls who's intetions are to mess ishh up.
Usually roller derby girls who are always ready for anything.

I'm ready to do something Tina, let's have a "Tres Ruthless" night!
Oh Avery tonight does feel like a "Tres Ruthless" night girl!

by mudbutt420 February 25, 2011

Tree Skeet

-noun
The pollen (jizz) that is released from trees to propagate it's species. This same pollen (jizz) is what millions of people are allergic too.

Dude, why are your eyes all red, and your nose running, and why do you keep sneezing?

Man, it's all this tree skeet in the air.

by rockwidit04 October 24, 2011

trench kiss

you've heard of the french kiss.. now there's the trench kiss. It works exactly like the french kiss, however it'll be her pussy your kissing and not her mouth. You've never explored her trenches like this before

Man, I trench kissed this girl last night and she told me it felt better than sex

by master_of_the_hidden_arts July 3, 2011

tree bastard

A mystical creature that dwells in the forest. Often this creature attacks people on nature hikes. Almost never leaves its tree, this creature looks a lot like an Uphold, very short, ugly and smells like bear droppings.

Damn I was walking thru the woods last week and a tree bastard attacked me.

That tree bastard looks like an Uphold, ugly looking things

by the magican November 3, 2011