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Text Ferret

Usually a semi-closeted gay man, if not a "full blown in your face look at me gay". Who is on their phone texting other Ferrets non-stop to hopefully close as many deals as they possibly can, for that days depravity. Usually Married, or someones Uncle.
OMG, can you believe my Uncle Chuck, he really thinks we don't know he is not doing "Business" on his phone. I saw his snap-chat, he is so totes a Text Ferret.
by Korty4040 May 19, 2023
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Text-Edging

When someone is texting you and you wait patiently but they never end up texting back.
John: Dude I’m waiting for her to reply back but the text bubble keeps coming and disappearing.

Ron: Dude, she is so text-edging you
by •Koi is Sleepyz• June 1, 2023
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Textbooking

A person that sends text messages that are too long and detailed and require recipient to spend a considerable amount of time reading. Often in response to a very simple and short text
OMG, Tia is Textbooking me again. Gonna spend my entire night reading her messages.
by Robbob11 August 13, 2023
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text of no return

The text that will change everything forever for worse. Do NOT send it!!!
Becky thought that Paul looked handsome in a pic in a group chat. She sent the text of no return declaring this despite his girl being in the chat and her being all bite and all bitch.
by von groovy July 19, 2024
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Textbook

Women that have potential to be wifey material but have lots of red flags 🚩
If a women still hangs around a group a women & party all the time or doesn’t have a priority’s together & can’t bring that much value to a man she is TextBook
by Moneybagg Matt September 15, 2023
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Textationator

(Noun, Verb, Adjective): A Textationator is typically an individual male or female that upon a friend request confirmation, they blow your phone or PC up with DMs, wanting to chat throughout the day , checking in, sending you love emojis, and bidding you a nice night's sleep. This is a red flag; especially if this person has a significant other. This person trolls social media the entire day ; it becomes an annoyance because should you not respond, they are wondering if you are mad at him or her? Very immature behavior and it's time consuming!!!
This man is being a " textationator" with me all week. It's kinda weird how we hardly know each other and he is wanting me to check in with him when I arrive at my destination and asked me if I was mad at him due to me not texting back right away! Why is he so far up my ass???
by Cappy C September 28, 2023
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Text Tripping

Text Tripping is when text messages from each person are being sent faster than they can be replied to so that the conversation becomes confusing and disoriented.
My girlfriend was texting me so fast that when I was replying to the texts it was difficult to match my responses to the correct texts she was sending. She was really confused with all this Text Tripping we were doing
by Texttripper December 18, 2023
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