Harpooning the salty longshoreman 

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

Harpooning the salty longshoreman by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

get salty 

When one goes surfing and retains some of the ocean's salinity

Bro, you down to get salty tomorrow?

get salty by pseudosage October 26, 2008

The Salty Porcupine 

While engaging in sexual activity with a woman, pull out your cock and slide your fist into her pussy. After sliding the fist in open all five fingers and thrust your hand up and down as fast as possible creating a porcupine-like atomosphere.

Joe opened up his hand inside her and made her feel the essence of the salt...

The Salty Porcupine by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005

Sweet and Salty 

A person acts sweet in front of you but actually is a dick

Man robin is so sweet and salty he is sweet to my face but acts like a dick when I ain't there

Sweet and Salty by sweet&saltylips April 19, 2016

Get salty 

When your fries need to start being salty because the person in front of you at McDonald's ordered their fries without salt and yours don't have salt

"No salt on my fries please"
"No fries you need to GET SALTY!!"

Get salty by insidehobo November 21, 2014

Mr. Salty 

Someone salty.

The guys wouldn't leave Dave alone even though they know how he gets when he's hungry. He becomes Mr. Salty.

Mr. Salty by lation31 January 8, 2009

sweet and salty 

process of grabbing one's penis and stroking till sweet and salty ejaculation comes out of the penis hole.

Man, that was really sweet and salty.

sweet and salty by Bob Tom III July 23, 2015