Sports potato 

Those morons that constantly talk sports but the most they actually do participate in is when they watch it on TV.

Sh*t! Here comes Lou and all he does is blab about the stats. I wonder if he ever really does anything, the sports potato!

Sports potato by SouthBeach Sonny November 24, 2013

vaginal potato 

Starch you use when you are lonely.

Jane put a vaginal potato in her pussy.

vaginal potato by The Zaisian May 15, 2015

vampire potato 

They eat people that don't like potatos

My friend was eaten by a vampire potato

vampire potato by Hajajan April 13, 2016

perfect potato 

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.

oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$

perfect potato by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016

Dick potato 

A dick that looks like a potato

Honey last night your dick potato was so hard and juicy.

Dick potato by Codking43 July 14, 2016

antisocial potato 

The name of which a person who thinks they are ugly and antisocial use for themselves

"Ugh whatever I'll just sit here and be an antisocial potato😕"

antisocial potato by Antisocial_potato_77 December 27, 2016

Salty potato cake 

A legend or an amazing person

"Remy is a total salty potato cake!!"

Salty potato cake by Sarah dim sim January 1, 2017