Monkey Skull 

A group of 3 or more dudes beating on a chicks skull, with their dicks, until it breaks open. They then consume the chicks brains and fling poo.

Detective Steele suspected the victim was Monkey Skulled, due to the feces on the walls and the lack of brains in her skull.

Monkey Skull by creedem June 24, 2009

monkey wrench 

when someone is giving a blow job & bites down & does a cart wheel while giving head

i don't want a monkey wrench you bitch

monkey wrench by aliceeeeeee April 17, 2007

monkey clock 

a game in rhythm heaven that RTgame is horrible at

RTgame after playing monkey clock: is there a rhythm hell?

monkey clock by zman90 February 5, 2021

monkey hanger 

scum coming from the worlds biggest toxic waste dump, and 1 of britains worst towns as voted by the readers of the news of the world.

can also be somebody who supports the football leagues most success deprived team, having never won silverware and finished bottom of the league most times, which is of course hartlepool united.

the good people of darlington can be proud that theyre football team has won the 3rd (and 2nd) division championships before, whereas the monkeyhangers never have.

monkey hanger by southerner in the north March 22, 2004

Monkey Shits 

A bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your ass.

All that drinking last night has caused me to have the Monkey Shits today.

Monkey Shits by shoes & socks January 8, 2003

monkey trumpet 

the proper termonolgy for a "vuvuzela"

the spear chuckers were are so annoying when they blow their monkey trumpets at the soccer games

monkey trumpet by krs42 July 13, 2010

Monkey Pie 

When you shoot your cum load inside a black guy/girls ass

Chris: What happened last night with that guy?

Fox: Oh we had a great time making Monkey Pie!!!

Monkey Pie by iemikesocal January 9, 2011