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Three Footer

A type of poop that when shitted comes out measuring 36" in length ans is normally not that thick as while shitting it forms a circle in the toilet bowl.
I've been trying to shit a Three Footer all my life.
by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023
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five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.
That car is a five footer.
by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023
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Antagonistic force

In the argument against slavery Christianity has been THE antagonistic force in the argument. There is a literal instruction manual in the book.
Hym "I'm not benefiting from an ethic right now I'm being performatively stalked and mocked. I'm dealing with an antagonistic force. What are you trying to say, guy? 'You're lucky we're not killing and torturing you anymore!' Aw, holy shit! You sound like Hym!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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Dad Force 1s

Nike Monarchs or New Balance 806 v1s. The typical dad shoe that's versatile enough to wear when mowing lawns or rocking the cell phone hip holster. Shoes that are often worn when yelling the phrase, "Slow down! Kids are playing around here!"
Yo, did you just get the Dad Force 1s?
by Dannomyte! July 28, 2024
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Kush-Footed

1930s Jazz term for stoned-walk/drunk-staggering or dance. Likely coined by popular group "The Ink Spots", but used by many. At times, Kush-Footed is used as a cue to encourage the musicians or audiences to step things up a notch, basically to get further turnt, or to crunk things up. To get fully in the groove per se.
"Boy's as mella as a honey-dew" "Yeah, he sho is kush-footed boss, the joint is jumpin t'night"
"Give Em The Blast, Turn On The Heat, Kush-Footed!" - Charlie Fuqua of The Ink Spots in "Swing Gate, Swing".
by JazzJiver August 20, 2024
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g-force intercourse

when you spin around super fast while having sex
"I performed an impactful abortion and achieved full orgasm while engaging in g-force intercourse with my girl last night"
by beefusdeleefus October 4, 2023
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the force is female

A slogan by Nike, invented circa 2017-2018, to promote a then-new line of women's high-top shoes. Contrary to disturbingly popular belief, it has absolutely nothing to do with the popular "Star Wars" multimedia franchise, nor was it ever spoken by Lucasfilm president Kathleen Kennedy in the context of Star Wars.
Sane person: Okay, what are you having a row about now?
Angry asshole: It's Kathleen Kennedy and her "the force is female" agenda!
Sane person: Oh for the love of God, that was a slogan for fucking shoes! Get over it already, it's been 7 years!
Angry asshole: NO! I HAVE to hate Kennedy or I'll literally die!
Sane person: You're hopeless.
by Intelligence001 October 5, 2023
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