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Averne Family

The Averne Surname has very ancient history of 'anglo-saxon' origin.

The Averne Family are those who seek their fortune through loyalty, hard work, and camaraderie.

Apparently, they specialize in WWI - WWII and Medieval genres.

They are also known for their high intelligence and wealth.
Person 1: Oh man, I wish I could be part of the Averne Family..
Person 2: Yes, they always get free ranked and buy tons of groups, its not fair!!11
by ohrenschmalz2 January 31, 2023
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Condurso Family

Coolest family out there
Everyone loves them and pretty much main characters in the world, between the annual capemay trip and Christmas Eve at grandma and poppy’s this family is definitely the best. The family favorite being Juliana (the most talkative, immature, pretty dumb but energetic stubborn, causes the trouble, 3rd youngest) and a close second being Bobby (Most behaved, sarcastic humor, nicest, chill, gets Everyone out of trouble, 2nd youngest ) . Dont mess with this Italian family because at least 3 of the extended family is most likely in the mafia and also have a grandchild named Dominick (Wild, loud, always hitting someone, acts more like a raccoon then human, influences the trouble, youngest) that definitely has some form of Rabies. If you see this family in public you should probably avoid for safety reasons. Out of the grandchildren the most mentally stable one is Bobby so if communication is required speak to him to acquire the most valid response. If the grandchildren are doing something bad, just blame poppy is was 95% influenced by him. The two oldest grandchildren Jaylen and Bella are usually the good influences, if you are reading this years later predictions are in Grandchildren Predictions.
Jaylens - His Music goes global and takes off
Bella - Gets a 9-5 job, gets a husband, has 2 kids and settles down
Juliana - Travels the world
Bobby - becomes a multi-Millionaire

Dominick - Lives in a dumpster
Jack: “Here comes the condurso family
John: “who?”
Jack: “the coolest family to ever live”
by Tuberculosis :) February 13, 2023
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$FM (Cash Family Mafia)

Created in 2019, a clique formed by a money hungry loyal group. They consider each other family and no one in this group are traitors nor do they switch up on each other. Really close ties with the group originated in S.Korea, E4E clique. Allies of certain cliques and gangs, not specified(certain Blood gangs, certain Crip gangs, some GD, BD and Hoover), building alliances for a greater good. Enemies of this clique vary; some enemies include Taliban Bloods, 72 Mob, fake gangs and more. This clique is known to work hard for their money by building business, trades, deals and more without lying, cheating or stealing. This clique has ties around the world in Europe, Hawaii, Cali, NY, Chi, TX, LA, Georgia, and West Africa, where they receive protection and supplies. This clique does not look for trouble, but if beef is started with them, they play the game smartly and end it wisely. No one in this clique has been reported dead or found dead. Located in WA, spread throughout the cities, they are hard to locate once beefed with which makes it difficult for enemies to spot them. They have done “get backs” and whether they have killed or not, they will not specify due to safety of their “family”, from law and clout chasers. Cash Family Mafia looking to make the world more peaceful between gangs and cliques and bring allies up with them, not snakes, they hate snakes and “take out snakes & hoes” (they did not explain what they meant by that).
$FM (Cash Family Mafia) is the meaning of true brother/sisterhood that moves money and builds money in the smartest ways, like the mafia in the 60s use to move around.
by Tactical9mm_Info_Retriever February 16, 2023
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Family Guy writers

A derogatory name given to TV shows or movies that have memebers of Family Guy or replicate it's humor.
"Yep this show definitely has Family Guy writers."

"Dude that new show looks shitty."

"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
by BarkLark February 19, 2023
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Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about
Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984
by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023
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Family

Family is people who like to murder each other for fun.
My family and I own a slaughterhouse where we murder kids.
by Alexaiom February 21, 2023
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NineEx family

Da infamous '80's-and-'90's-era northeastern-United-States mega-biz in wired communications dat had "scored a perfect ten" as far as da "number" of company-names dat it had "dialed up" (i.e., acquired) --- and then often "slammed down da receiver on" (i.e., tossed away again) --- over da decades.
Well, da 1984 radio-ad did indeed actually state dat "The Bell System is breaking up", so maybe their calling themselves da "NineEx family" isn't such a "phony" name, after all; I imagine dat da "book" of their "call history" --- i.e., past corporate-affiliation evolution --- contains a lot of "yeller pages", in dat many of da corporations dat they had previously "hung up on" were quite loudly opposed to said "disconnections"!
by QuacksO April 7, 2025
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