Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. 

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

kraut can

Volkswagen 1960's beetle bug car ( AKA kraut can )

I had 7 mexican's in my kraut can with no AC. Never do that again. Illegal for mexican's to ride over the border, must crawl under fence then ride.

kraut can by itichie_nocanpo July 1, 2006

i can't be arsed 

lack of motivation to take part in a particular activity or anything at all

'i can't be arsed to go to school'

i can't be arsed by appathy February 6, 2012

You can lay your legs on me if you want to 

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.

Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!

You can lay your legs on me if you want to by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019

I Can't Coman Kill Myself 

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.

Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.

I Can't Coman Kill Myself by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020

niggas can't swim 

no fathers means no swim, even if all the watermelon and fried chicken in the world are for it.

white man : wanna go to the pool
Nigga : the fuck you know niggas can't swim
White man : even if I get you sum kfc.
Nigga : hell nah i cant swim. no nigga can swim get tf out nigga

niggas can't swim by chink fr December 6, 2022

you can't polish a turd

to try to "fix up" an ugly car, or to try to turn a compact rice burner into a race car.

i told that guy trying to pimp a cavi, "you can't polish a turd"

you can't polish a turd by da trick biatch December 28, 2005