Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

Childs

The last name of a god. Credited to the creation of the atom, Donald J. Trump, the universe, women, everything your little mind can think of was created by a person who has the last name, Childs. The men of this family have shlongs your wife wants and the women's bodies only a goddess could have.

Wow, that person has a massive shlong must be a part of the Childs family.

by OG Childs March 9, 2022

Child Birth

Sexually transmitted ugliness

Its not being ugly, It's just Child Birth

by ElementalStorm97 October 4, 2018

Child play

When you role-play your children during sex with your spouse

"We love to dress up as clowns and fuck each other's brain out while laughing hysterically. What kinda stuff are you guys into?"
"We're really into child play. We have eight children so it never gets old."

by Afinted November 4, 2022

Asian Child

All Book smart, No Street Smarts.

He is such a Asian child.

by Stelocify May 18, 2021

Childe

The name you use to search at r34 websites and 1 typo is enough to put you in a watchlist.
ginger and a man.
I have him lvl 20 on my alt account

Childe stole my pity.
I crashed my school watchlist searching for tartaglia r34.

by WOWWWWEHGJKSLDA February 2, 2022

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022