The 2nd Saturday of April

for the BOYS if you have a girlfriend then not today. if you have stuff to do, do it with the boys. If you don't have friends then ignore everything and take time on you.

yo The 2nd Saturday of April is gonna be lit asf 🔥

by 欠陥のある June 20, 2021

National Friends Appreciation Day

Let your friends know how much you love and appreciate them

Its National Friends Appreciation Day

by Ari R. June 25, 2021

Check your cash app

You need to check your cash app

Check your cash app check it

by Unknownkidb July 5, 2021

Neck of Aphrodite

When a person gives oral sex that is so good, the receiver’s reality is mystical. The giver then appears to be the most beautiful person on the planet in the eyes of the receiver.

“Yo Alexandra gave me the neck of Aphrodite last night. I didn’t believe head could be so good. I’d marry her in an instant if she asked me to lmao”

by Huncho kdubbie July 14, 2021

why do birds suddenly appear

just like me, they long to be, close to you

You: hey britney, why do birds suddenly appear?

Britney: i dunno y?

You: just like me, they long to be, close to you...

by Jabbert florvin July 17, 2021

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

July 18: swifty appreciation day

A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty

"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"

by Kirby_Krauser July 18, 2021