Dalmatian Dick

A penis with a bloch, large freckle, or discoloration on it from masterbation, hand jobs, or aggressive . The best perni are like the best dogs.

I knew it would be good sex cause he had a Dalmatian dick, he’s defiantly had it around the block.

by Penis lingo July 28, 2021

Medusa dick

When you let your pubic hairs get longer than your flaccid penis

Go shave your pubes before you get Medusa dick

by RudeMikie February 13, 2017

Dick

this thing that hangs between guys legs

also someone who is rude and everyone hates them

person 1: hey, what's that between your legs?

person 2: oh, this? that's my dick

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person 1: god, Jason is so rude

person 2: yeah he's a real dick

by wisdompanel October 5, 2021

Dick face

When someone is being a jerk, another word is a dick face.

“You dick face!”

by City.girl.cruzin April 14, 2020

Dick Sluppers

A simple anagram of Duck Slippers, but sounds incredibly rude in a sexual context

They were gobbling them down a treat
Yes, a regular pair of dick sluppers

by Randall McNally III October 14, 2019

skull dick

(noun) A brain, typically of a male.

Did you even stop to consider the consequences? Quit thinking with your skull dick!!!

by Zephyr Amadeus September 20, 2017

A Bee's Dick

A small length of mesurement that it comparible to a poftinth

He was a bee's dick away from loosing his v-card

by Karen_Killer69 August 24, 2020