Ryan Merchant

A Real Buisnessman, A true and honest man who will never scam you out of your earnings, Someone who would never lie or cheat at anything.

That salesman is a real Ryan Merchant scamming those people out of some good earned money.

by A Real BusinessMan September 19, 2019

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Angry Ryan

When someone, usually Ryan Reynolds, gets angry for a bad reason that he was the cause of, but always gets over it either way sooner or way later than people expected.

"Dude, angry Ryan has been here since I didn't invite him to the concert because he was being an ass to me"
"Wanna bet on how long it takes for him to go back to normal?"
"Yeah"

by Blue899 April 23, 2018

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Ryan Dooley

Nice, Athletic, likes to tell jokes, Has ADHD,

Ryan Dooley just told this funny joke, Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed XD

by ShadowKid457 April 19, 2018

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The Ryan Affect

Get fuck once and you will continued to get fuck out of no fault of your own

Cool guy : man i lost so much SR after playing with this loser last night

Sexy guy : look like your experiencing the Ryan affect

by Ryan is a huge gay boy April 19, 2018

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A 'Half Ryan' is the code name & subtle art of spending at least half of your work day without doing any work at all. A Half Ryan can be deployed while at your desk but it is encouraged that you engage in out of office activities. It is imperative that your coworkers have the opportunity to spot a Half Ryan in process while understanding the number of fucks you're currently giving while doing so.

"Dude, I said HALF RYAN. Trust me, you never go Full Ryan..."

by mambo-p October 3, 2017

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