11 seconds

Used in place of 2 seconds, when the task holding you up will take a moment, but your still trying your hardest to be quick.

"Hurry up bro!"
"11 seconds!"

by Wheretheshowsat June 27, 2025

second cousin-in-law

1. The spouse of one's grandparent's sibling's grandchild.
2. The grandchild of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My second cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Split second cranberry sauce

Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce

Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked

by Little UnderLord November 25, 2023

november second

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born

man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born

by jarret mc November 27, 2021

a human second

A human second, exactly one second.

That image was funny, for about a human second.

by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018

The second you die

That's when.

Hym "Nothing can't exist. And you'll do it the second you die. There is simply nowhere else for you to go."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

triple-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and six great-grandparents in common.

Triple-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024