Mum joke

A mum joke is similar to a dad joke, except it either doesn't land, isn't funny, or is trying too hard.

"Why is a computer so smart?
Because it listens to its motherboard."

-Oh that is such a mum joke!

by CallofClicky February 16, 2022

joke

some jokes are here

I'm thinking of reasons to go to Switzerland. The flag is a big plus. here is some jokes How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh prints. Found out I was color blind the other day. That one came right out of the orange.

by pexel February 12, 2023

No Jokes October

"No Jokes October" is a challenge in pop media where people refrain from joking and remain serious at all times without laughing. Some other challenges include "No Poop July, No Simp September, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December."

John Lost No Jokes October by laughing at a funny joke.

by The_Urban_Dictionary_Official September 5, 2023

Crusty Joke

A joke intended to be funny but isn't. Usually contains sarcasm, or just someone's funny thoughts.

"He's not so funny, he makes crusty jokes."

"Man that joke was crusty."

A : "That wasn't funny, was it?"
B : "Yeah, it was crusty."

by voltronpaladin April 19, 2017

Joke

Someone who has no father, thinks the world revolves around them and have crusty dusty musty and not even crunchy lips( please put on Vaseline)

Did you see that joke called omp..

by Reaaaaa June 17, 2023

Inside joke

And inside joke is something that Urban Dictionary doesn't allow in their definitions.

Urban dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities."
Me: "Ok."

by Potatoes and Milk October 16, 2023

Joke

Your life

Sienna:"what's a joke"
Matilda:"your life"

by Sissygurlie July 23, 2017