lake sharking

sex in a lake ending ultimately by getting bit repeatedly in the ass

Dude, Noel and Ashleigh were lake sharking like crazy.

by the surprised one August 3, 2010

Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.

1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”

by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017

shark

A insect that lives in the water

hey look its a shark!
CHOMP
other guy, well i guess its not an insect.

by Someone who watches u while u March 6, 2023

stealing the shark

Taking an unnecessary risk to take an animal, only do hard time and end up a topic on mediocre morning radio.

Had a few beers last night, and we ended up stealing the shark.

by Chuck Diapers July 31, 2018

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Shark check

when passers-by catch sight of a woman and a baby pram, their first reaction is to check the pram's contents to see for themselves how cute the baby is. Upon noticing that the baby is brown/mixed and the woman white (thus betraying their expectation that the baby/mother duo were alike), the observer's eyes are helplessly drawn towards the baby once more to readjust their perception that the white woman is a mudshark. This second look constitutes the shark check, confirming that the white woman has sharked it up.

Something felt off with that woman's toddler. I shark checked it and take it that its father is a citizen of a vibrant stock.

by Nubby Numbat October 7, 2018

Shark

A lovable NOT scary creature that does not breathe water it takes the oxygen out of the H2O. You should not be scared of these creatures because they DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!! They care more about seals and dolphins!!! Most movies lie about everything sharks are but they are just trying to survive like the rest of us in this miserable MISERABLE world. And, if you ever get bitten by one, it’s because they thought you were a seal, they have mental disorder, or they thought you were threatening to them!!! ALSO… if any of you who have been bitten are reading this, I apologize for the pain and suffering you have been through but that wasn’t the shark’s fault. Either you were doing something wrong, or they thought you were food. Even if you see stuff on documentaries, all documentaries are different and you need to read actual BOOKS. AND, most sharks do not lay eggs and they actually give birth like mammals! So the mermaid purses are shark eggs but it’s only for a small percentage of sharks that actually lay them. ALSO, sharks are giant, big, lovable, fish. They are nothing but fish. Would you be scared of a goldfish? I DIDN’T THINK SO.

Person 1: DID YOU KNOW SHARKS ARE FISH!?!?!
Person 2: NUH UH! THEY ARE SOME SORT OR CRAB >:(
Person 1: DO CRABS HAVE GILLS?? THEN SHARKS ARE FISH

by The_Alpha_Person November 24, 2025