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James

This is probably the worst person you will ever meet. It seems like a good person, until you actually realize it is a huge liar. Never trust one of these creatures. Also, if you fall in love with one, RUN. You are so cooked. (NOT ALL JAMES ARE LIKE THIS)

Cool person: I lowkey like James
Alpha Person: NO. IT WILL LIE TO YOU. DON'T LET IT HURT YOU.

by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

Ivan Alien Stage

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-He’s beautiful

-He’s amazing
-He’s married to Till
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Person 1: Ivan Alien Stage is dead

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by The_Alpha_Person November 23, 2025

Shark

A lovable NOT scary creature that does not breathe water it takes the oxygen out of the H2O. You should not be scared of these creatures because they DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!! They care more about seals and dolphins!!! Most movies lie about everything sharks are but they are just trying to survive like the rest of us in this miserable MISERABLE world. And, if you ever get bitten by one, it’s because they thought you were a seal, they have mental disorder, or they thought you were threatening to them!!! ALSO… if any of you who have been bitten are reading this, I apologize for the pain and suffering you have been through but that wasn’t the shark’s fault. Either you were doing something wrong, or they thought you were food. Even if you see stuff on documentaries, all documentaries are different and you need to read actual BOOKS. AND, most sharks do not lay eggs and they actually give birth like mammals! So the mermaid purses are shark eggs but it’s only for a small percentage of sharks that actually lay them. ALSO, sharks are giant, big, lovable, fish. They are nothing but fish. Would you be scared of a goldfish? I DIDN’T THINK SO.

Person 1: DID YOU KNOW SHARKS ARE FISH!?!?!
Person 2: NUH UH! THEY ARE SOME SORT OR CRAB >:(
Person 1: DO CRABS HAVE GILLS?? THEN SHARKS ARE FISH

by The_Alpha_Person November 24, 2025