Semper Sexual 

The gayest, straight men you’ll ever meet. Also, the unofficial sexual orientation of the Marine Corps.

People back home think I’m gay, but I’m just Semper Sexual.

Semper Sexual by crustmeister June 24, 2021

Pans-sexual 

Perhaps the ultimate sign of domestication and usually happens in mid-to-late thirties though can happen earlier or later in life when the individual is truly ready.

“I was walking with my life partner around Ikea and I saw a set of pans. Then suddenly I felt a pleasant sensation in my loins”

“So your declaring yourself pans-sexual now?”

“Yes”

Pans-sexual by too_hot_to_handle July 4, 2021

boris-sexual 

A person who is attracted to Boris Pavlikovsky of The Goldfinch movie.

X: omg i love Boris sm
X: really ??!
X: YES!! Im Boris-sexual ;)

boris-sexual by Boris’s gf July 10, 2021

malakai sexual 

only attracted to malakai

i am malakai sexual

malakai sexual by THNKUPAPA July 25, 2021

Mii sexual

The sexual attraction to wii characters/mii(s)

Oh yea im mii sexual

Mii sexual by Dumb definitions lol July 28, 2021

Ali Sexual

Being only sexually attracted to Ali. Everything that has to do with Ali is hot to you.

The Ali Sexual community has to be stop

Ali Sexual by Ali community August 26, 2021

Dream Sexual

If u are dream sexual ur prob 8 and u should die in a fire

Person 1: im dream sexual

Person 2: ......
Person 1: keeps going on because dream mf's annoying as shit
Person 2: off urself u fucking piece of shit u dumb cunt
Person 1: cries

Dream Sexual by 360TapStrafeWallJumpDickSlap August 28, 2021