Malakai is a freestyling champion and makes "songs" with his beatbox buddy. He enjoys sports such as rushing people and cannot get rushed because he will fuck you up after.
Wow,look! i think hes called Malakai because he is freestyling with the beatboxer.
He must be called Malakai because he just fucked him up.
He must be called Malakai because he just fucked him up.
by abcdefghiJK1086 November 19, 2019
Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
by turtlelikecat November 09, 2014
Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a huge dick I mean huge 6in+ malakai has a lot of friends who love him and he’s always dating someone
Malakai is so hot
by Dhduf March 07, 2019
by lilicedgems February 03, 2010
Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods October 03, 2008
Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods October 06, 2008