Malakai

Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.

I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai

Malakai by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014

Malakai

Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a huge dick I mean huge 6in+ malakai has a lot of friends who love him and he’s always dating someone

Malakai is so hot

Malakai by Dhduf March 6, 2019

Malakai

A Gorgeous and handsome fella! Very fun and energetic

On seeing a very good looking guy oooo there goes aMalakai

Malakai by lilicedgems February 3, 2010

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.

Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.

Malakai by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009

Malakai

Very cool

Malakai is very cool.

Malakai by Not Malakai June 23, 2020

Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.

Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.

Malakai by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009

Malakai

Non-Binary, has good taste in music and arts. Writes and is super shy but also super fun to be around. Doesn't like making decisions

Want to talk about good books just ask Malakai

Malakai by Weirdest weirdo April 19, 2020