Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

go ahead with your bad self 

Go ahead with your bad self

Go ahead with your bad self

go ahead with your bad self by anonymous September 15, 2020

Nighttime Self 

Nighttime Self is that person who will drink all night, smoke weed, chase dubious women and get into some crazy shit. Nighttime self does not give a crap what the consequences are to morning self.

Dude 1 at 4am – Let’s do tequila shots off of those strippers and then get 2 more buckets of beer.
Dude 2 – Hey, aren’t you worried about that big meeting we have with the boss at 8am?
Dude 1 – Fuck man – this is Nighttime self you are talking to, I don’t give a shit about morning self.
Dude 2 - Ya, what am I talking about, fuck the meeting.

Nighttime Self by lampertc September 27, 2013

T-Rex Self Pic 

An abnormally close-up self taken photograph by someone with short arms.

Danielle: Let's get a pic together with the buildings in the background.

*click* (no buildings, just a face and a half, T-Rex Self Pic)

Joe: Give me the camera T-Rex, we need someone with adult arms to get this done!

T-Rex Self Pic by Mr. BlG November 8, 2012

Snicker To Self 

What one really means when they type or say "LOL".
Acronym: STS.

Bob: "That was hilarious!! *Laugh out loud*"
Bill: "It was alright. *Snicker to self*"

Snicker To Self by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

Go Suck Your Self 

Meaning just f*ck off or go f*ck your self

person 1: go suck your self
person 2: ...

Go Suck Your Self by LOL0909 October 2, 2018

Mindless Self Indulgence 

good band to get high to.... no doubt, plus hot bassist lyn z and one crazy muther fucking lead singer named jimmy urine who does some fuckd up shit on stage involving his dick.

eh man, lets blaze up and put on some mindless self indulgence (msi)
- good idea.

Mindless Self Indulgence by JDisME February 18, 2008