Mississippi Salad Toss

the act of taking a cucumber and covering it with ranch, and then proceeding to shove it up someones ass and the other person throws a head of cabbage at you while you fuck them. afterwards, partner shits out the remaining ranch and cum onto the salad and cucumber, thus making a mississippi salad.

dude, jessica asked me if i wanted to mississippi salad toss her anus and I said no way bro!

Mississippi Salad Toss by shecallsmedaddy18 April 20, 2018

rap around salad 

To twist your testicles so they are backwards, then penetrate the vagina with only your man balls (while they are still backwards).

He then pulled out and said "would you like a rap around salad?" I nodded excitingly while he then flipped his balls around and stuck them inside my vagina.

rap around salad by PeterFTW December 15, 2007

Satan's Salad 

Weed

Waiter-your dinner comes with a choice of soup or salad

Stoner-Ya, ill have a Satan's Salad

Satan's Salad by Chronic the Hedgehog92 March 28, 2009

big toss salad

Someone who thinks their way cool.

and likes to toss salad o yea.

Swanson thinks he's all big toss salad because he likes to toss salad all day everyday.

big toss salad by WAA March 18, 2005

garden salad 

something you may get a taste of while giving a wordrim job/word

undigested vegetables etc. that one ends up eating while giving a wordrim job/word

I was givin' this bitch a rim job and got a mouthful of garden salad

garden salad by m0loch October 1, 2003

Turky Salad 

A tit wank. A term used when a woman masturbates a man with her breasts.

"Dat bitch frum da club wit' dem big titties gave me a turkey salad last nite yo! A put ma dick between 'em an' bust a nut all over dem titties."

Turky Salad by unknown April 2, 2004

Bitch Salad 

When you're headed out the door to go get lunch and your boss asks you to swing by McDonald's on the way back and pick him up a South West Chicken Salad.

Boss to Employee: "Hey can you grab me a salad from McDonald's on your way back?"

Employee to Boss: "Uhm, we're not going to McDonald's for lunch tho."

Boss to Employee: "On your way back.."

Me to Employee: "Wow, he really made you his bitch right there. he was all like 'Bitch get me some Salad'..

Employee to me: "yep.. it's a BITCH SALAD!"

Bitch Salad by possiblyben December 8, 2009