Phone Wars

a childish thing made up by people between the ages of 8 to 12 because they cant accept opinons

someone: "Android is better than Apple"

Me: ah Someone competing in Phone Wars, Grow Up.

by Dave109 July 16, 2024

phoned

like rlly high

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices”

by 413X4 June 14, 2022

Phone stalking

The act of staring at your phone, relentlessly, hoping that it will ring. Generally, phone stalkers are hoping a SPECIFIC person will call, not just any random person. Other symptoms of phone stalking include: checking that the battery is charged, making sure the ringer is on loud enough to be heard and making random calls to your friends to make sure your service is still active.

A: Man, stop looking at your phone...
B: Shut it, I am just making sure its on in case {name} calls.
A: STOP phone stalking,. She'll call when she wants to. LAME.

by dcgrl September 24, 2011

phoned out

To check your phone compulsively and without necessity

jeez, i can't stand being around mandy irl. tried to talk to her for 5 minutes and she phoned out on me twice!

by sisyphussisyphus April 22, 2018

co-co cola phone

the phone that co-co cola made

person 1: i just got the co-co cola phone!!!
person 2: good for you

by minihoot May 6, 2023

"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).

During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Tweeker Phone

Speaker Phone but the person who is using it without your consent because they're Tweak.

"Hey man what you got me on Tweeker Phone for?" You need to validate our conversation through third party mfs without telling me then you a gd Tweak my man!"

by Junkfinder33 August 13, 2021