lesbian prison rape: so theres this girl...horny and lives in prison. so she gets this broomstick and shoves it up her crotch. mmm mmm. then she tells the other bitch to BEND THE FUCK OVER!!! she then sticks the other end up the other bitches ass and fucks the shit outta that bitch....in the ass!!!! WITH A BROOM!
by good time August 5, 2008
Get the lesbian prison rapemug. The opposite of "ur mom gay".
by Jeannnnnnnz June 12, 2018
Get the ur dad lesbianmug. What happens when you have 300% more mom than you do dad? You get a fucked up childhood. Children with more than two moms tend to hate "your mom" jokes, and the questions that follow them, like "which one?" Lesbians, as we all know, are sex crazy mother fuckers. Imagine having to live with that. And you know when your one mom is on her period, and she's a raging bitch? Imagine having to deal with that twice a month.
Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
by ChompyBlancaExoticButtChochMan December 12, 2016
Get the my moms a lesbianmug. Usually seen at small to medium sized Christian schools. this is when you are at a dance and you see a group of prudish girls dancing with each other in a circle and or pretending to grind on each other and just acting like big dykes.
man someone needs to break up that lesbian mosh pit! Im gonna go in there and just start humping someone and maybe it will work.
by eggsalad88 April 26, 2009
Get the lesbian mosh pitmug. by gaycowgrrl June 6, 2014
Get the lone star lesbianmug. a genre of music defined by simple chords, female singers, and Melissa Ethridge. tons of butch lesbians have shaved their heads to these tunes. Many songs from this genre are about other women and feminist ideals. Some artists in this genre include its founder melissa ethridge, Oratory, Beautiful sin, Dream Maker, Dawn of destiny, Magika, and shadowside.
by shitweezul May 24, 2010
Get the Lesbian power metalmug. He/him lesbians refer to lesbians who use he/him pronouns despite the two categories being conflicting of one another.
Many people use examples of historical he/him lesbians to validate their identity, however they adapt and change the historic context to their convenience. For example; many claim he/him lesbians used male pronouns because they felt detached from their womanhood. However, the historical use of male pronouns amongst lesbians was STRICTLY for safety, so they could pass as a male to avoid lesbophobia during a highly
homophobic time.
Many people use examples of historical he/him lesbians to validate their identity, however they adapt and change the historic context to their convenience. For example; many claim he/him lesbians used male pronouns because they felt detached from their womanhood. However, the historical use of male pronouns amongst lesbians was STRICTLY for safety, so they could pass as a male to avoid lesbophobia during a highly
homophobic time.
person a) “he/him lesbians are harmful as they invalidate both lesbians and trans men.”
person b) “period!”
person b) “period!”
by dykepatrol January 1, 2021
Get the he/him lesbiansmug.