Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.

by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020

Jersey Mike'in

When you order your food from a sub or burrito spot and you're asked too many damn questions or they keep forgetting what you already answered.

"and you said lettuce and cheese?" no, I said no cheese and pickles. "what kind of bread again?" . -Damn, that place be Jersey Mike'in too much.

by helloerik88 September 24, 2020

Jards on a bender

dark skinned, stinks of shit
wonky teeth homeless because cant afford braces or teeth

'Shit' is a synonym to the noun 𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬

person 1: rahtid look at dem ruluum man over there styll
person 2: jheezedem i didnt even notice cuz
person 1: yeah my guye slicklyfe beggin it
person 2: tmab cant lie a jards life fulling with the bends

This is an example of "Jards on a bender"

by cahlielongwoodstyll September 29, 2020

Jersey Year

When you’re age is the same as the jersey number you wore, that’s your Jersey Year.

She was excited about the promise of her Jersey Year because of the affinity she had always had with 22.

by TruthTom November 16, 2020

Jersey swim

You get whacked and thrown in Arthur Kill

Yea Hill dog sent Biden for a jersey swim! I heard we have a black female president now.

by ToscaGoethalls November 26, 2020

Jerseyshored

The negative effect of watching Jersey Shore.

"I knew he/she was a piece of shit once I found out they watch Jersy Shore" Another decent person Jerseyshored into a loser.

by Cap't save a hoe December 12, 2020

Jers

a short name for jerk circle

Paul: Yo you free tonight
Colin: Yeah bro you wanna have a jers

by gnomes2004567890 December 18, 2020