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Jesus Was A Satanist 

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Jesus was a Satanist. Satan was a Christian.
"Jesus was a Satanist 'cause Satan goes to church. Satan was a Christian when the death bell rang for Lurch. He died a frankenbooger up his nostril with a seed. They buried him on Friday. Now his pumpkin Halloweed!"
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Jesus Louiseus 

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When someone is doing anything annoying (Normally someone named Louise) to annoy them.
Jesus Louiseus, you will have to pick up all this flour!
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Jesus Lover 

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These are typically old ladies living in Camarillo who believe everyone is going to hell.
My parents live in a retirement community full of Jesus Lovers.
Jesus Lover by Jean Cadault May 22, 2023
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Jesus Christ on a crutch!

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Simply means, "O fuck!" or, "O shit!".
Jesus Christ on a crutch! you shouldn't have done that.
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Jesus Freak 

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A old male or woman (mostly woman) who is obsessed with jesus christ. They act like this because they know they are dying soon. They have lots of jesus clothes, they talk about jesus all the time, they go to church every day it’s held at their local church, and they have bible verses and crosses all over the house.

I am christian but i don’t like jesus freaks. they are just annoying.
Wow, Crystal is such a jesus freak.

I know. She has a cross on her neck and she even tried getting her son glenn out of jail by talking all this religious stuff.
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Jesus cable 

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A Jesus cable is a cable that will likely cause death, fire or an explosion, like a 220V to USB-C cable.
Mate A: Don't plug that one in.
Mate B: Why?
Mate A: It's a Jesus cable, you'll die if you do.
Jesus cable by SmokeAlt2EveryDay August 21, 2023
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