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douche bag

A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.
Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.
by meatwad April 6, 2005
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piano douche

A man that plays the piano and sings really gay songs.
Billy Joel is the biggest piano douche I've ever seen.
by guido#24 July 20, 2009
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Dallas Douche

Quintessential under 50 persona residing in D-town. (feigned apologies Detroit and <cough> Denver.) Spot the shallow eyes and boasts about their residence in University Park or Oak Cliff. Recognize the graphic tees/button ups <gasp>, jeans and tasteless designer kicks, i.e. Ed Hardy boys. "It's not L.A., nor NYC, it's Dallas baby." As far as Americans can fall, not bad people, and Texans generally have a leg up . . . but sporting events are not promenades no matter how hard you strut your Douchebaggage, and don't call me bro or attempt to relate to me by casually jangling your leased or lineage luxury vehicle keys.
DD: "Oh, we have one of those in Dallas, it's ok. Where you from?"

Some dude: "I, too, am a Dallas Douche, just taking some much needed time off."

DD: "Yeah, I know what you're talking about . . . but I'm not a douche, and Dallas is where's it's at!"
by Jasques du Gerard December 2, 2009
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douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.
JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.
by The Greg July 1, 2004
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Douche Bag

Im so happy that Douche Bag is out of office!
by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009
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douche bag

1. A combination of water and vinegar used for vaginal flushing.
2. Slang for a person (most generally a male)with the most abhorrent and annoying personal charateristics. Douchebags may possibly play rap loud music with their car windows down, wear oversized and sagging or ripped jeans, wear collars up, and wears sideways hats. Douchebags typically have low self-esteem (although appear to have an inflated ego), low IQ (alhtough think they know everything), and small penises (though are constantly talking about how large their's are). Douchbags attempt compensate for their shortcomings by their choice of vehicle. They may drive lowriders, suped-up japanese compact sedans (like in The Fast and the Furious), crotch-rockets, or lifted trucks. The demographic profile of the typical douchbag is an upper-middle class white male in his late teens to early 30s, unmarried with no children and still living at home with his parents and in a college dorm. He may hold a series of low-paying jobs and/or attend community college or a university, where he maintains a low grade point average and quite possibly is in a fraternity and/or is a "student/athlete."
by Matkauz December 14, 2008
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douche donut

A donut filled with douche chunks.
Tommy ate a douche donut last night for dinner.
by Jordan Simning November 11, 2006
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