douche box

Similar to a douche bag, a box of douches

Man, John Tesh sure is a major douche box.

by Pete! June 15, 2003

Douche Factory

A factory in which underpaid workers work full time to produce douchebags.

Jim works at the douche factory all day long being underpaid and working his ass off by providing this world with douchebags only to come home to his wife who then proceeds to yell at him for not making enough money making douchebags.

by C to the O December 26, 2006

douche bag

A rugby playing, clothes too tight wearing, Blind Pig Tavern working prick.

Marc Petrini is a super-mega-ultra douche bag.

by meatwad April 6, 2005

piano douche

A man that plays the piano and sings really gay songs.

Billy Joel is the biggest piano douche I've ever seen.

by guido#24 July 20, 2009

Dallas Douche

Quintessential under 50 persona residing in D-town. (feigned apologies Detroit and <cough> Denver.) Spot the shallow eyes and boasts about their residence in University Park or Oak Cliff. Recognize the graphic tees/button ups <gasp>, jeans and tasteless designer kicks, i.e. Ed Hardy boys. "It's not L.A., nor NYC, it's Dallas baby." As far as Americans can fall, not bad people, and Texans generally have a leg up . . . but sporting events are not promenades no matter how hard you strut your Douchebaggage, and don't call me bro or attempt to relate to me by casually jangling your leased or lineage luxury vehicle keys.

DD: "Oh, we have one of those in Dallas, it's ok. Where you from?"

Some dude: "I, too, am a Dallas Douche, just taking some much needed time off."

DD: "Yeah, I know what you're talking about . . . but I'm not a douche, and Dallas is where's it's at!"

by Jasques du Gerard December 2, 2009

douche nozzle

Tool used to clean out dirty, smelly vaginas.

JP's finger sees more dirty cooch than a douche nozzle at a mexican whore house.

by The Greg July 1, 2004

Douche Bag

George W. Bush

Im so happy that Douche Bag is out of office!

by Mike Brothers February 8, 2009