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teleparallel computation

A paradigm in which a spinning-discrete plane of uncountable prime cavitations is able to calculate the distance from one prime cavitation to any other prime cavitations.
Teleparallel computation inspired by Einstein's proposal of teleparallel gravity proposes that electrostatic magnetism arises from panformalism's ability to compute the ideal draw-distance among an uncountable number of prime numbers on a discrete cylindrical plane.
This creates a frictionless surface.
by sandraxine November 10, 2021
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Obsessive compulsive disorder

Common mental health condition where a person has obsessive thoughts and compulsive behaviours. OCD can affect men, women and children. Some people start having symptoms early, mostly around puberty, but it usually starts early adulthood, even though it can start before there.
Guy: Hey why are you doing stuff an even amount of times?
Friend: Obsessive compulsive disorder.
by LouisGDYTUrban August 28, 2021
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dirty computer

it is just a pice of fucking shit that has one fps on every fucking game. when it starts working it shows you pictures of porn some times even big penises.
I saw hi dirty computer is was nuts
by your mom GG January 14, 2022
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Meal Computer

1. Dude that night seems meal Computer
2. My school laptops looks like meal Computer
by 459395 February 25, 2022
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obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder

Or "OCFUD" for short. Refers to where you absolutely cannot stand to simply walk by a flagstaff where da pennant has become wrapped around da pole or is otherwise not hanging/flapping freely as it's supposed to be; you feel da overwhelming need to reach up and caringly "free da folds" so dat said lovely colorful banner can flutter freely and gloriously proclaim its bold "freedom of expression" message once again.
Why anybody would make an issue about someone's obsessive compulsive flag-unfurling disorder is totally beyond me --- just like "OMLC disorder" (whereby you are unable to resist closing an obviously-hanging-open mailbox-lid on your way by), it would be only common-sense logical to assume dat whoever put up da tangled-up flag would indeed want it to remain "free to flutter" instead of being messily twisted around da flagpole. Plus of course, it's only what YOU'D want OTHERS to do regarding any flag dat YOU YOURSELF had hung, and so you'd be merely following da Golden Rule by performing said Good Samaritan task yourself wif any bunched-up flag dat you see while strolling around town.
by QuacksO May 30, 2022
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digital computing

A computation done by a machine through the use of electrical energy and radio waves to connect and complete corresponding tasks.
Multiplayer games require internet connection to complete the digital computing of projecting other players.
by 1m1m0 September 5, 2022
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subatomic computer

A machine specially a computer that completes tasks while being no bigger than a cell in size.
subatomic computers are not quantum computers, it is the size differences in which they perform.
by 1m1m0 September 23, 2022
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