Common-cold 

Joshua Dovey

HOST:What word in the dictionary would Joshua be?
KIA: "Common-Cold"
Host: "That's two words"
Kia: "Not if I can help it, add it to the dictionary"
Host: "If it gets added, I'll give you that"
Kia: "To all people, please accept so I can win this. Your vote changes lives!"

Common-cold by YouKnow...ThatGuy January 11, 2019

pp cold 

A super cold pp! A pp the got put in super cold water, or a pp that was in the fridge. A very cold pp

Friend 1: hey dude I put my huge pp in the fridge and I won the pp cold Olympics

Friend 2: wow did good job. Pp cold is such a cool sport! Go team pp cold! Boo team pp hot!

pp cold by Fredwheatfill September 19, 2020

nice cold one 

Beer.

Before you leave let’s go grab a nice cold one.

nice cold one by Prog Metal October 13, 2021

Hot leads turned cold 

When you pursue someone as a potential boyfriend/girlfriend and fail.

Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."

Hot leads turned cold by savvysandwichmaker11 February 3, 2020

Plain, boiled cold water 

It's just plain water, but boiled, then chilled.

How to make is:

* Put water in a pot with the stove on high
*Let water come to bubbling brew
*take water and put it in the freezer.

*Freeze it till just before it turns to water rocks
*then take out and put it into your best sippy cup.
* feed it to your newborn. They will love it.

My grandmother decided to give me a bottle of plain, boiled water, and I loved it.
Have you tried their plain, boiled cold water? It's delicious.

Plain, boiled cold water by CORLAShlalas March 8, 2019

Mississippi Cold Pocket 

Similar to an Alabama hot pocket in which a man deficates in a womans vagina and has sex with said vagina afterwards. The difference is the Mississippi cold pocket is performed on a dead and cold body, preferably a hooker.

Ross just did a Mississippi cold pocket on the dead hooker in the trunk!

Mississippi Cold Pocket by t bone0123456 May 11, 2010

man cold 

Only men get man colds. They are the worst colds you can get. They are near-fatal. Your man will not be able to lift a finger for two weeks, if you are lucky.

"Hey S, wanna come bowling?"
"Nah, I need to look after M, he's got a cold."
"Psshhht. That's daft, we've all got the sniffles, I mean, it is November!"
"No, I mean he's got a man cold. He's dying, the usual, blaha blaha..."
"Ah. Then he'd be miserable company anyway! So how about you come on your own?"

man cold by SaraJW September 11, 2005