5 definitions by savvysandwichmaker11
by savvysandwichmaker11 May 2, 2021
Tyler: "Dude Natalie is so hot, but her boyfriend is such an asshole."
Russell: "Yeah I know dude. If I was her boyfriend, I would treat her right."
Russell: "Yeah I know dude. If I was her boyfriend, I would treat her right."
by savvysandwichmaker11 February 4, 2020
Dan: Hey Brad, how about another round?
Brad: Not tonight. We've already spent so much money on drinks.
Dan: C'mon man. Thanks to drunkflation, one more won't make that much of a difference.
Brad: Yeah you're right. Let's get a round for the house!
Brad: Not tonight. We've already spent so much money on drinks.
Dan: C'mon man. Thanks to drunkflation, one more won't make that much of a difference.
Brad: Yeah you're right. Let's get a round for the house!
by savvysandwichmaker11 September 22, 2022
Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
by savvysandwichmaker11 February 3, 2020
Clinton was such an apb for getting with Monica Lewinsky while in office.
"I call 'em April babies cause they fools" - Lil Wayne
"I call 'em April babies cause they fools" - Lil Wayne
by savvysandwichmaker11 May 2, 2021