by savvysandwichmaker11 May 02, 2021
Tyler: "Dude Natalie is so hot, but her boyfriend is such an asshole."
Russell: "Yeah I know dude. If I was her boyfriend, I would treat her right."
Russell: "Yeah I know dude. If I was her boyfriend, I would treat her right."
by savvysandwichmaker11 February 04, 2020
Brad: "Hey Chris! Have you had any success with the ladies lately?"
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
Chris: "Not at all bro. Just hot leads turned cold."
by savvysandwichmaker11 February 03, 2020
Dan: Hey Brad, how about another round?
Brad: Not tonight. We've already spent so much money on drinks.
Dan: C'mon man. Thanks to drunkflation, one more won't make that much of a difference.
Brad: Yeah you're right. Let's get a round for the house!
Brad: Not tonight. We've already spent so much money on drinks.
Dan: C'mon man. Thanks to drunkflation, one more won't make that much of a difference.
Brad: Yeah you're right. Let's get a round for the house!
by savvysandwichmaker11 September 22, 2022
Clinton was such an apb for getting with Monica Lewinsky while in office.
"I call 'em April babies cause they fools" - Lil Wayne
"I call 'em April babies cause they fools" - Lil Wayne
by savvysandwichmaker11 May 02, 2021