Polar Bear

A used tampon that has no blood on it ,but a lot of female Pussy Juice absorbed in it.

I didn't have my period yet this month. all my tampons were polar bears swimming in open water.

by GRiimJob May 22, 2011

gummy bear

The act a male performs when placing one's genitals in the mouth of a sleeping senior citizen when their gums are out.

Josh's grandma is asleep, gums are out, and gummy bear is in the air!

by Rah December 28, 2002

Brown Bear

nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.

JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.

Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck

by Silentkillr69 April 19, 2008

Bear Grylls

A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.

"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"

by BranchPillar March 4, 2009

papa bear

a man who needs alot of lovin desperately

Give Papa Bear some Lovin?

by GR May 13, 2005

Bear Strangler

an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also minger and swamp donkey

Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler

by Spookyoctopus March 4, 2008

Kawala Bear

A slighty turned definition based on the expression "Kawal", used upon someone who fucked up the situation badly, coining the term kawala bear.

"Man, I can't believe he didn't pick up the beer!"
"Aw I know, such a kawala bear."

by yourshadow March 28, 2012