by YeetBomber101 May 29, 2019
When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"
by dickleweed January 22, 2014
by Some rando out there January 24, 2022
by Vee_Kiwxss April 29, 2021
A slut for wood, loves wood paddle spankings and shlopping all over that rich wood. Especially loves some wood smut.
How much wood could a wood slut slut if a wood slut could slut wood
Dirty little wood slut
Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
Dirty little wood slut
Andrew was such a slut for wood. He's a wood slut
by Aaron McKipps January 16, 2024