Tiger Woods

a non-alcoholic combination of cola and diet cola, created and made popular by American philanderer Tiger Woods . An alcoholic version of the beverage is also known as a Tiger Woods.

Customer: “Barkeep, cola please! Half diet, half original recipe. Thank you.

Bartender: “Hey Buddy, next round save us both a little time and just ask for a Tiger Woods!”

by The Devil May Care Kid June 12, 2019

area of the woods

The 'hood'. The place you grew up in. Your country area. The terrain you are familiar with.

- What is your area of the woods?

- Boston. I've lived in Boston my whole life.

by cycloid July 28, 2017

J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo

I just had the best j a y Black wood

by Galaxo March 14, 2023

Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.

Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok

by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

wood head

Noun: Lacking in normal thought process.
One who has the inability to apply logic.
Has two cats & lives in Cathedral City.

“That girl from Palm Springs was a real wood head- but damned she could cook”

by BJV - SF May 27, 2024

wood rage

When you get so mad you get a boner.

"Dude I got so mad at my girl she gave me wood rage."

by Betty white125 January 16, 2018

A Heritage Woods

When a person poops and clogs the toilet then poops again on top of it causing it to clog worse.

Lukas did a heritage woods in the bathroom and it took 15 minutes to fix it.

by anonymous April 18, 2025