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Trump Comedy 

The style of comedy that 90 percent of American comedians, talk show hosts, and late night hosts think is humorous, characterized by every other joke being about Donald Trump. It's really played out, unoriginal, and not the slightest bit funny.
I haven't been able to watch Stephen Colbert since the election. It's nothing but Trump Comedy, so I watch Adult Swim instead.
Trump Comedy by RealMcRoy August 12, 2019
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Trump The China Builder 

Donald Trump will be remembered by all Chinese. He is the one who banned Huawei, which made all Chinese realize China must continue to develop cutting-edge technology no matter what; he is the one who irritated colored community to intensify riots, which illegitamize Hong Kong young thugs; he is the one who smashed the fantasy of pro-western Chinese that western countries will give China peaceful environment during the rise of China. In one word, China became more unified by Trump. Hence, Donald Trump is called the "Trump The China Builder".
- (ask a random Chinese) Who is the president of China?
- Xi? I am not sure...
- Who is the president of America?
- Trump The China Builder!

Trump Slut 

His daughter - Ivanka, who he would like to defile daily. She embraced her name immediately because "Daddy makes up the bestest nick names"
That girl looks like a Trump Slut....she's hot and doesn't mind when her daddy grabs her tits and hips.
Trump Slut by DJ BROD September 7, 2020

Trump Hump 

The act of putting cheetos on your partners ass then slapping it creating an orange dust.
Andy was feeling freaky tonight so he decided to give his lover the TRUMP HUMP
Trump Hump by Kabab MAN September 30, 2020

Trump slam 

“I got trump slammed last night, he screamed ‘MAGA’ as he came.
Trump slam by RyderJenks October 10, 2020

trump administration 

A trump administration broke out (chaos broke out)
A trump administration broke out on the streets (Jimmy Kimmel)
trump administration by Benjine October 29, 2020

trump periods 

A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious
1: she’s on her trump period leave her alone

2: what’s trump period ?

1: A term use to describe the worst periods in existence. Trump periods are typically when periods that never end, have big chunks, cramps to when your curled up onto the bathroom floor crying and when your favourite crack that’s supposed to save you is unavailable. When someone is on a trump period run for your life, but leave the candy, blankets, painkillers and tampons at the door. Trump periods, like trump himself, are awful, painful, disgraceful and most of all, horrendously large and obnoxious

2: shit.