Definitions by RealMcRoy

Clipped 

Carrying a knife. Like strapped, but for knives instead of guns. Folding knives have pocket clips to attach them to your belt/pants.

Just bought this new Benchmade and I love it... Never used to carry a knife, but now I always stay clipped.

Clipped by RealMcRoy November 20, 2019

Commie Bot 

A fake, often automated account on Facebook, YouTube, or other social media operated by the government of China or another far left foreign entity. Often confused for American citizens, these bots spread Communist propaganda in an effort towards influencing opinions and eventually world domination.

I spent the past hour arguing with a Commie Bot about Universal Healthcare. They are easy to spot when they repeat what you say right back to you in quotes.

Commie Bot by RealMcRoy October 7, 2019

Trump Comedy 

The style of comedy that 90 percent of American comedians, talk show hosts, and late night hosts think is humorous, characterized by every other joke being about Donald Trump. It's really played out, unoriginal, and not the slightest bit funny.

I haven't been able to watch Stephen Colbert since the election. It's nothing but Trump Comedy, so I watch Adult Swim instead.

Trump Comedy by RealMcRoy August 12, 2019

Baltimoron 

Someone who spends their entire life in the same city block or neighborhood of "The Greatest City in America." It may be a shithole, but it's home... Hon.

True Baltimorons can't eat crabs without a pitcher of Natty Boh.

Baltimoron by RealMcRoy August 5, 2019