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rehearsal dinner trick

Handy tool devised after feeling lousy at too many weddings. Planning ahead and consuming too much alcohol 2 days before the event where you need to be "on". Therefore, you will be hung over the night before the big day and won't be able to tie one on, thus avoiding feeling like crap when everyone else is partying.
"I feel terrible today because i drank too much at the rehearsal dinner. I won't be able to stay at the wedding very long. How do you feel so good?"

"Man, I pulled a rehearsal dinner trick...i got drunk on Thursday night so i couldn't drink last night. I'm good to go."
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Hat-Trick 

In hick country where there's no public transportation, you have no car, and your parents would rather go to Guantanamo Bay to be tortured than drive you anywhere...this is when you have breakfast, lunch, and dinner at 3 different restaurants (not at home) in different locations in the same day. An incredibly rare event worthy of taking your hat off and saluting.
Brent rarely gets to go out to eat, but today he had the Hat-Trick, going to Dunkin Donuts for breakfast, Burger King for lunch and the 99 restaurant for dinner.

National dildo trick shot day 

October 5th is national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in one dildo trick shot per hour. Followed by 30 minutes of brutal anal rape.
I can’t wait for national dildo trick shot day.
A nasty girl who gives any kind of sex.
That trick slobbed my man.
trick by Cee-Cee February 28, 2007

trick no good 

Determiner salutation-slang
Homie 1 pulls up to scene and see someone unfamilar with homie 2 . homie one says trick no good

As in homie just didn't want to be around someone he didn't know
to be used in place of awesome, cool, or amazing
tricked shoes
tricked puss
tricked by Tyler Steele January 13, 2008

Turning Trickmuffins 

Beatin the box up. It is a substitute for the now too popular "waxing Goose." Clearwater brings the fire on this site!
Russ got all liquored up and was Turning Trickmuffins on my couch. The stains were devastating.