Slipper

Somebody who has been slippin' for so long that they have now slipped and become a slipper.

ME: 'Do you remember that guy...?'

YOU: 'The one who lives on benefits to fund his weed addiction?'

ME: 'Yeah, He got his girlfriend pregnant, on purpose'

YOU: 'He is a slipper!'

by Danny Tannin December 18, 2011

Slipknot

Only the best band in the world, this coming from the music maestro. I listen to all genres of music: classical, hard rock, any type of metal, rap, punk, you name it most likely I listen to it. I basically like Slipknot for the lyrics, and because it has a pretty good sound to it. All of you people who think that I am just a poser, can kiss my little, white, loner goth ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: Hey what do you think about the band Slipknot?
Guy 2: It's only the best Muther Fuckin band in all of eternity!!!!

by Dark_Death April 23, 2007

Slipped

When one's fingers accidently penetrate through the toilet roll whilst wiping the posterior post crap.

Most commonly occurs with the cheap tracing paper style toilet roll found in primary schools.

Dude 1: "Dude, have you been eating nutella with your fingers?"
Dude 2: "Nah man, i just slipped and they had run out of soap"

by Clarence1982 May 4, 2011

slipknot

a "band" full of retards in ugly masks, that make "music" that all sounds the samei.e lame and inspires losers from middle school and beyond to buy pants that are 167186374 times too big for them from hottopic and to stop washing their hair. they fall into the same category as other pathetic bands such as ICP, korn, the cotton mouth kings, GWAR....

face it losers, your trend has died.

scenegrl1: omigosh...underoath is gonna do a show this weekend!

scenegrl2: really???! we are sooo gonna go!

scenegrl1: oh no wait... they are playing at mayham fest or whatever...

scenegirl2: ew! you mean that lameass show with like, slipknot and stuff?

scenegrl1:im not going there anymore, we'll see underoath the next time they play warped tour.

scenegrl2: yeah i'd rather not get crushed by any fat, dirty, sweaty metal posers anyways...

by katrinakero$cene October 19, 2008

slippery midget

When you let a midget enter all the way into your ass hole, and then turn around and shoot him out.

"Yo, we took Kenny yesterday and gave him a Slippery Midget and he shot across the lake."

by Mr. Fields May 5, 2005

slipknot

a new-metal band with 9 members who wear masks and make fucking good music wich gay-pants-wussies seem to find garbage while they are lissening to their CD of Avril Laslut,trying to nag allong with the extremely hard "lalalalala" lyrics and wetting their pants when they see slipknot saying a dirty word...anyway,fans of slipknot are also refered to as "maggots"

by carnage July 23, 2003

Turkish Slipper

A turd laid to look like a well known piece of Far Eastern footware.

Watch where you are standing, there's a Turkish Slipper on the floor.

I'm just off to lay a Turkish Slipper

by Sgt. Rock February 15, 2004