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Ham and Salmon pasty

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty
by Mojomoon August 10, 2017
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Spam Pressed Ham

Pressing ones bottom cheeks on a window of a stationary or moving vehicle
Oh Dear! looked at that 'spam pressed ham' thats just gone by!!!!
by Wally Von Wallington January 23, 2011
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Ham sanga

A girls vagina, typically one which has large lips that hang out like shaved slices of ham in a toasted sandwich
She had the cheesiest ham Sanga
by Face.rape.guru May 31, 2021
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Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches
Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger
by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023
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ham casserole

slang for a vagina or pussy, specifically one that is undesirable in nature
Damien, did you really tap that?

Ya, she got that ham casserole but my grandma taught me to finish my food.
by Camaslamian February 5, 2021
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Going Ham on the Hammer

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.
Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "
by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021
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ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
by Qton81 November 9, 2018
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