Joke

Jasmines ass

Your joke isn’t funny.

by bogdammshater December 12, 2020

rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities

What Urban Dictionary claims to do, but really if you just search a name you find a bunch of praise for friends and partners.

Urban Dictionary: "Don't name your friends. We'll be rejecting inside jokes and names of non-celebrities."
Me: "But didn't I just see a bunch of non celebrity naming?"

by ropoopy May 22, 2022

Jokes

If someone is jokes it means they’re funny

Oh Tom? Yeah he’s jokes he’s too funny

by Chrxsyyy March 12, 2021

Joke

Brady

Brady is a joke

by Asdfyuio September 26, 2019

Joke

You

“What’s the joke?” - Bill
“You, you cancerous little SHI..” - Bill’s Mom

by ifailedlife May 19, 2022

sick joke

Jimmy Mcgill getting to be a lawyer

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!

by YK Woozie January 21, 2024

Joke

The thing people say to you when you want to tell them a Joke

Me: Do you want to hear a Joke?
People: I already know what it is?
Me: What are my Joke then?
People: You!

by MyMonsterDK November 9, 2018