Chris Petrikis 

A man with a 5 inch penis who loves anal sex and giving blumpkins to random people in restrooms.

I saw Chris Petrikis in the bathroom at that restaurant and I knew what he was there for.

Chris Petrikis by Gabloomy October 3, 2008

Chris TDL, Inc. 

Chris TDL Inc is a cooperative include all "Chris TDL" companies, such as Chris TDL AI Project, Chris TDL Council, The Chris TDL Post and Chris TDL Store.

François: How many companies own Chris TDL, Inc. have?
Michel: 4 or 5 for the moment I think.
François: Ok that's cool!

Chris TDL, Inc. by EdwardVoce April 25, 2021

Chris Benoit 

Arguably the greatest professional wrestler of all time. His matches are still widely available online: if you can stomach what he did, you must check them out.

Benoit had major success in ECW, WCW and WWE and is recognized by PWI and WWE as a two-time world champ, having held both the WCW and WWE World Heavyweight Championships. He was booked to become a three-time world champ on the night of his death, winning the not-yet-disgraced ECW World Heavyweight Championship, which would surely have carried on its legacy rather than have it become a worthless piece of tin that was retired three years later.

Benoit was always known as a good man, not a calculating, immoral guy. He snapped. Brain malfucntions can happen to anyone at any time, folks.

Chris Benoit was the greatest technical wrestler of all time. Even the most heinous of crimes can't change this.

Chris Benoit by Mr Harold June 14, 2010

Chris Gaylor 

Christopher James Gaylor
Born: April 19, 1979
The drummer of The All-American Rejects.
Very talented.
Super nice.
Hilarious.
One of the coolest guys ever.

Chris Gaylor, the kick-ass drummer of The All-American Rejects.

Chris Gaylor by Melanie818 October 26, 2006

Chris Bopp 

He is a person you can count on. He's always there when you need him, and he'll always be there to pick you up when you're down. He's someone that once you fall in love with, you can't fall out of love. As hard as I try to forget about him, I just can't forget how he made me feel, how we were effortless together. He is a best friend, someone who's loyal, who you can trust with your life. He'll always be there.

That kid is so nice! He must Chris Bopp.

Chris Bopp by Meging lover September 7, 2011

Chris-Brown 

Verb- To beat someone almost to death. So bad in fact, that it would be possible for the area's district attorney to possibly file attempted murder charges against you. Also possible for sexual assault, but usually the humiliation from the beating alone would be just as bad as said sexual assault.

After getting fired, I wanted to Chris-Brown my manager, Brihanna.

Chris-Brown by whiteknighte March 3, 2009

Chris Sails 

A Bitch ass nigga that ain’t good for shit oh yea and he Ugly Asf

Camryn:”Girl I started talking to this boy he better not be a damn Chris Sails.”
Cali:”Girl hell nah a Angel the shit.”

Chris Sails by Don’t ask me why June 29, 2018