Absofkglutely

A definite absolutely with a fucking exclamation..

Kc: ”Is it cold outside?”

Jojo: ”Absofkglutely!!”

by Trixxier Crisp May 26, 2023

AbSavVag

Absolutely savage vagina... Bomb ass pussy.

Bro she gave me dome in the truck then that AbSavVag at the house... I'm still recovering.

by Sadam Scraggs April 15, 2023

Absent

The word used to describe your fathers leave. The word used to put shit in ones mouth. Absent the literal term, shitting on another's face just because. Like a dad who went to get the milk.

You had an absent father figure.
He absented.
His absent was immaculate.
She enjoyed his absent.

by RomeosHindu May 2, 2023

Abso-posi-lutely

Absolutely + Positively-> Abso-posi-lutely
(If you use this word often, you either have a large vocabulary OR you're just Redd White from Bluecorp. Just don't say this word in front of Phoenix Wright unless you want to undergo some serious cross-examination.)

"I am abso-posi-lutely perfect! End of story."

by MissREdRosette121 May 11, 2023

absorb the knowledge

(verb) to flip somebody off while saying "absorb the knowledge." Usually said when you disagree with someone or want them to know you're not interested in what they're saying.

Person 1: "hey man can give you give me a ride home?"

Person 2: "how about you absorb the knowledge."

"She knocked on my door asking to get back together. I told her to absorb the knowledge."

"I wish I could tell my boss to absorb the knowledge."

by highschool45 May 13, 2023

absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

Absofuckinlutly

A very strong emphasis on being enthusiastic about something another May of asked us to do with them that sounds like so much fun they can’t wait and they will be there

I Absofuckinlutly will be at that slamming party!

by Trislee July 13, 2023