is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
by Cay7200 June 14, 2018
Get the Condom Foot mug.Utter tripe. A phrase used to describe the nonsense coming out of someone's mouth.
Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.
Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.
Also used to describe how bad or in poor condition something is.
Derives from the foot of a badger, an animal known to carry tuberculosis.
Gerald will you just shut up, you've been talking badger-foot for the last half an hour!
Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.
Dude that car is definitely not going to run, look it. Just look at it...it's badger-foot.
by JohnJoeTheGood May 30, 2019
Get the Badger-Foot mug.When you finger the anus a little too hard with out the knowledge they haven't douched, so when you get up you leave a poopy duck foot print on floor or bum cheek.
Me and this person got very crazy last night, I fingered the bum which was great, but didn't realise it was a fully loaded bum, when I pulled out I left the mucky duck foot prints everywhere.
by Douski May 8, 2023
Get the Mucky duck foot mug."Yepp I walked up to the fight all by myself, no weapon or none. You know I think I'm six foot tall and bulletproof."
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Get the hehe my foot mug.Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
But that's even worse.
The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
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