A male who has no penis and screams "EPIC WIN!" all the time to cover it up. He usually only has friends over the interent and wears the same clothes every day.
"I am so cool and you are such a loser! You are a fail! I am a win! HA!"
"Dude, you're such a zander!"
"Dude, you're such a zander!"
by Novemberfall January 19, 2010
Get the Zander mug.me and Errol got zanged at Dyfatty lights by this Zanger in a Zangmobile with all the correct pictures and a Primark catalogue on the front seat.
Her roots were showing. Zang !
Her roots were showing. Zang !
by Matthew Swansea July 5, 2009
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Zander is so funny and easy going.
by ohsnowes December 6, 2017
Get the Zander mug.a guy with a little penis who is usually an asshole 99.9% of the time but can also be very charming .01% and super sweet he is also not too bad looking. He is very athletic, has super pretty eyes. He has lots of freckles on his face. He has a killer 6-pack. Zander is super funny and can always put a smile on your face. He knows how to talk to girls and by that i mean he repeats himself over and over again to different girls and makes them fall in love with him. He will take things way too far. and when he gets a good girl who really likes him he screws himself over and ruins everything between them. Almost sort of like a player.
by chromehp March 6, 2018
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by Steve Lempke January 3, 2013
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