A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.
by My thumb is bleeding right now March 7, 2019
Get the Zachmug. An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.
“Oh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”
by writer4231 January 6, 2020
Get the Zachmug. Zach: I'm fuking American bitch
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Get the Zachmug.