chomping Wonka

eating excessive amounts of chocolate

"Look at that rather obese fellow"
"Yes, it appears he's been chomping Wonka"

by Oprah's vajayjay February 19, 2008

Wonk

One who studies an issue or a topic thoroughly or excessively: leading a talkathon of policy wonks in a methodical effort to build consensus for his programs

by JBS July 11, 2003

Willy Wonka Wigwam

During sexual intercourse, when the male defecates onto the female's chest, leaving a choclatey treat, then quickly covers her up with a blanket, creating a wigwam.

"Sex was so good last night, that when I was done, I left a Willy Wonka Wigwam for Lisa."

by TheOompaLoompa January 31, 2009

Spank the Wonka

For a dude to play with himself, also known as polishing the pewter

Man, I've had a rough day, I am prolly gonna go spank the Wonka

by Clinton Charles A September 30, 2008

wonk

an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.

Did you hear Kerry's speech last night? No one wants to listen to a policy wonk for 2 hours.

by saeculum August 25, 2004

wanktard

noun. a person that exhibits the lesser attributes of a chronic masturbator and the mentally deficient.

You are a wanktard.

by CorruptedData February 7, 2003

wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.

oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.

by maceecam May 29, 2007