wonky

Extremely drunk

Jack was so wonky last night! Did you see him try to get off with that tree?

by Grottyface November 11, 2014

Wonky

Wonky. Created early 2018 by Ding Grosby. Equivalent to odd, unique, horrible, or disgusting.

Mallory: Did you see her wonky hairstyle?!

Mamba: It's groovy.

Dingo: w...oh.

by Dingo8490 June 14, 2018

Wonky Wheezy

Describing something that is malfunctioning or out of order, characterised by irregularities and instability, akin to an old, creaky device with a wobbly mechanism.

The tables were arranged in a wonky wheezy fashion, creating a chaotic and unstable setup that disrupted the entire room's layout.

by anonymous July 9, 2024

Wonky

If a nigga is being wonky as hell he could be being called dumb or a retard

Guy1: shut cho wonky ass up

Guy 2:....

by gyTg(tTg55^7 March 13, 2021

Swamp-Wonky

Swamp-Wonky defines any jury-rigged contraption associated with swamp living; because there is no such thing; or a creative reuse of recyclable materials used to accomplish a task in unconventional ways. For example, a traditional long bow does not have fishing rig attachments. A Swamp-Wonky solution is to tape an empty soda bottle to the grip, wind string around it, and tie the end to a fishing arrow. Now you have a Swamp-Wonky bow fishing rig!

A Swamp-Wonky solution to sailing in a swamp is to strap box fans to the back of a john boat. And Swamp-Wonky sailing is born!

by J-t-A July 28, 2025