The Weeknd

The Weeknd is just Michael Jackson but with high testosterone

If there is anyone who gets me harder than your mom, it’s The Weeknd!!

by your mum’s fav December 13, 2021

nobber of the week

Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.

Keith Sargeant

by MikeB October 20, 2003

weebshit

An absolute disgraceful Instagram anime meme account ran by an awful weeb who does nothing but posts relatable animemes all-day. The only good thing about his existence & his page is that he's ad-free.

Guy 1: Do you follow @weebshit on Instagram?

Guy 2: Yes, I do.

Guy 1: I always knew you were a big fucking weeb

by Everyone's Waifu February 28, 2020

Does a duck with a boner drag weeds

Canadian slang for “of course” or “most definitely”, usually used in a sarcastic manner to respond to a question. See: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Dan: You going to the hockey game tonight?
Kevin: Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?

by wordfanagler January 2, 2019

Charlie Sheen Weekend

A weekend filled with lots of drinking,drugs, hookers and wild behavior.

Jeff had a Charlie Sheen weekend in Vegas

by BigOmDaddy December 11, 2010

Weedsturbation

the act of masturbating while under the influence of marijuana

"I masturbated while high last nigth, it was so fucking awesome!"
"I know! lets call that weedsturbation; it sounds good and it's clever!"

by daromar December 9, 2008

Weekend at Bernie's

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.

Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.

by M-dubs December 18, 2012